Bugs are cool

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secondbeatsongs

honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

secondbeatsongs

every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has

tumblr:

the "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" memeALT
howtobecomeadragon
bylertruther

in school, mike would be the type to go "you're so far away :(" and pull will's seat closer to him if not for the fact that will is already the type to scoot his desk as close to mike's as he possibly can before even sitting in it #real

howtobecomeadragon

will starts out with his desk already sticking out into the aisle

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and ends with his desk completely blocking the aisle, his desk nearly touching mike's